Sales systems for Nigerian businesses

Sales systems that turn enquiries into paid orders

Three systems, each built on your own WhatsApp: one for fast replies, one for bringing past customers back, and one for property leads. Take the 2-minute fit check and I'll tell you honestly which one pays you back, or if none does yet.

Compare the three systems

Pick the one that matches where you lose money. Not sure? The fit check below decides for you.

No Missed DM Sales Assistant

WhatsApp sales assistant for Nigerian businesses

Every “HM?”, “Is it available?” and “Do you deliver to my area?” answered in seconds, in your tone, day and night. You only pick up your phone for people who are ready to pay.

  • Setup on the official WhatsApp Business platform, on your own Meta account
  • Instagram DM replies through an approved Meta tool, if you sell on Instagram
  • Reply rules built from your price list, delivery fees and past chats
  • Hot-buyer alerts to your phone with the order details
  • Follow-ups at 2 hours and 20 hours for chats that go quiet
₦420,000
Rises to ₦500,000 on Monday 19 October
Save ₦230,000 if you start this week
Live within 5 working days
Full details
December Cash Sprint

Customer reactivation on WhatsApp for your busiest season

Your first December orders are already saved in your phone. I bring last season's buyers back with personal messages in your voice, then make sure nobody who replies waits.

  • Past-customer list built from your chats, labels, DMs or records
  • Segmentation into 4 groups, with your highest spenders flagged
  • 3 personal messages per group, in your voice, approved by you
  • Safe sending: small daily batches, opt-out on every message, pause if blocks rise
  • Reply desk on WhatsApp (and Instagram if needed) until 31 December
₦550,000
Rises to ₦650,000 on Monday 19 October
Save ₦300,000 if you start this week
Live within 7 working days
Full details
Property Speed-to-Lead Engine

Real estate lead system for developers and realtors

Every enquiry from your ads answered in under 60 seconds, 24/7. Qualified on budget and payment plan, booked for inspection, and handed to the right realtor before they call another developer.

  • Lead capture from ads, lead forms, website and listing sites into one pipeline
  • WhatsApp replies in under 60 seconds, 24/7, from developer-approved wording
  • Qualification on budget, payment plan, purpose, timeline and location
  • Inspection booking (site visits and video inspections) with reminders
  • Realtor routing and instant lead summaries
₦850,000
Rises to ₦1,050,000 on Monday 19 October
Save ₦650,000 if you start this week
Live within 7 working days
Full details
70% to start, 30% when it's live and working. Pay in full and month 2 of care is free. Platform running costs are paid by you directly to the platforms.

Honestly, who this is for

If you're in the right column, please don't buy. It won't pay you back yet.

A good fit if you…

  • Already get enquiries, and some go cold because replies are slow or busy
  • Lose people after 6pm, on Sundays, or when your phone is full of “how much?”
  • Make the decision yourself, or can bring the decision-maker to a 15-minute call
  • Can give about 30 minutes of your time and send your price list within 48 hours

Not a fit if you…

  • Are just starting and don't get enquiries yet. Get visibility first
  • Want to message bought or scraped contact lists. I won't do it
  • Want the system to promise things your business can't deliver
  • Need it free, or done by next morning

How the 7 days work

Your total time: about 30 minutes, plus approving a few drafts.

  1. You pay 70% and get a short onboarding form.10 minutes. Your slot is held from this moment.
  2. 20-minute kickoff, then you send your price list, FAQs and 30 to 50 past chats.The past chats are how the system learns how you actually talk to customers.
  3. I build it and test it on 50 conversations.Pidgin, haggling, “is this a scam?”, angry customers and off-topic questions.
  4. Shadow mode.It drafts, you or your staff approve. You see exactly how it talks before it talks alone.
  5. Live. You pay the balance.A 14-day report follows: reply times, conversations, ready buyers and orders.

The 2-minute fit check

Seven questions. You get an honest answer straight away, including “not yet” if that's the truth. Your answers stay on this page unless you tick the box or message me.

1.Which describes your business?

Questions people ask first

Will WhatsApp ban my number?

It runs on WhatsApp's official Business platform through an approved provider. We never bulk-message strangers. Past-customer messages go only to people who bought from or asked you before, in small batches, with an opt-out.

Do I lose my WhatsApp Business app?

Meta now lets Nigerian numbers connect the app and the official platform on the same number, so you keep chatting from your phone. I confirm it for your number before we start. If your number can't, we use a dedicated number and you lose nothing.

Will it sound like a robot?

It learns from 30 to 50 of your real chats, so it greets, prices and closes the way you do. You approve its drafts in shadow mode before it ever replies alone.

Can it handle pidgin and “HM”?

Yes. It's tested on pidgin, Nigerian English, one-word “HM” and “price?” messages, customers who haggle, and people who ask if you're a scam.

Who owns it, and what about my customers' data?

It runs on your own Meta, Google and provider accounts, and you own your data. I act as a data processor under the Nigeria Data Protection Act: your customers' details are used only to run your system and deleted on request.

What if it doesn't work?

If it isn't live within the promised working days after you send your assets and access, you don't pay the balance. Each system also has a performance promise on its own page.

What do the running costs look like?

You pay the platforms directly: WhatsApp message fees and usage, plus a small tool fee if you use Instagram. It depends on your volume, so I give you an estimate on the call before you decide.

Built and tested by Iyke Tega. You'll deal with me directly, from the first call to the 14-day report.