No Missed DM Sales Assistant

WhatsApp sales assistant for Nigerian businesses

Every “HM?”, “Is it available?” and “Do you deliver to my area?” answered in seconds, in your tone, day and night. You only pick up your phone for people who are ready to pay.

Live in 5 working daysYour own accounts70% to start, 30% when it works

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I'll build a 60-second demo using your own products and prices, so you can see exactly what your customers would get.

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What a WhatsApp sales assistant does

A WhatsApp sales assistant is a reply system built on the official WhatsApp Business platform (and Instagram DMs where you need it). It learns your prices, sizes, delivery fees and the way you talk to customers, then handles the repetitive part of every sales chat so the serious buyers reach you faster.

It is built for Instagram and WhatsApp vendors who get more enquiries than they can answer quickly. If your phone is full of unanswered “how much?” messages by evening, this is the leak it closes.

Why buyers go quiet

Most buyers message three or four vendors at once. The first one who answers clearly, with the price, the delivery fee and a simple next step, usually gets the order. The others get “I don get am already”.

Research published in Harvard Business Review in 2011 found that US companies which contacted a lead within an hour were nearly seven times as likely to qualify it as those that waited even an hour longer. That is US data, so I don't lean on it. Instead, before we talk, I send your page one real enquiry and time your reply. Your own number is the only one that matters.

Sound familiar?

  • The same five questions, all day: price, size, colour, delivery fee, account number.
  • Messages after 6pm and on Sundays wait until you're free, and by then the buyer has paid someone else.
  • Buyers who asked for the price and went quiet never hear from you again.
  • Your staff answer in different ways, and some of them don't know today's prices.
  • You can't tell how many sales you lose to slow replies, because nobody counts them.

How it works

  1. It learns your business.Your price list, delivery zones, payment details, return policy and 30 to 50 of your past chats, so it sounds like you.
  2. It replies in seconds.On your WhatsApp, and Instagram if you need it, day and night, in English or light pidgin when the customer writes in pidgin.
  3. It asks the question that moves the sale.Size, colour, location, date: whatever your product needs before a buyer can pay.
  4. It hands you ready buyers.It sends your account details or payment link and alerts you the moment someone is ready, with the order summary.
  5. It follows up and reports.Quiet chats get a polite follow-up, and you get a 7am summary of yesterday's enquiries, buyers and missed sales.
Example chat. Prices and names are illustrative.

What's included

  • Setup on the official WhatsApp Business platform, on your own Meta account
  • Instagram DM replies through an approved Meta tool, if you sell on Instagram
  • Reply rules built from your price list, delivery fees and past chats
  • Hot-buyer alerts to your phone with the order details
  • Follow-ups at 2 hours and 20 hours for chats that go quiet
  • A 7am daily summary and a weekly report on top questions and missed sales
  • Testing on 50 conversations (pidgin, haggling, “is this a scam?”, angry customers) before go-live
  • Shadow mode first: it drafts, you approve, until you trust it
  • 30 days of care included

Who it's built for

See exactly what it answers for your kind of business.

A good fit if…

  • You get 30 or more enquiries a day on WhatsApp or Instagram
  • Your average order is ₦15,000 or more
  • You lose buyers after 6pm, on Sundays or on busy sale days
  • You can send your price list and some past chats within 48 hours

Not a fit if…

  • You get fewer than 15 enquiries a day. Visibility will pay you more than speed right now
  • Every price is “depends”. It needs prices or ranges to work from
  • You sell regulated products such as prescription drugs

Price, terms and guarantee

PackageThis week (founding)Standard priceTo start (70%)
No Missed DM Sales Assistant₦420,000₦650,000₦294,000 (founding)

Founding prices end Sunday 18 October 2026, 11:59pm WAT. Prices go up every week until standard prices apply from Sunday 1 November. 70% starts the build; 30% is paid when it's live. Care plan: ₦75,000 a month after 30 days, optional. Platform running costs (WhatsApp message fees, usage) are paid by you directly to the platforms; I estimate them on our call.

How the price goes up

The guarantee

Go-live: live within 5 working days of receiving your price list, past chats and account access, or you don't pay the balance.

Speed: if the median first reply is not under 2 minutes in the first 14 days, I keep working on it free until it is.

Illustrative example

40 enquiries a day with 10% buying today. If faster replies and follow-ups lift that to 12%, that's 0.8 extra orders a day. At ₦25,000 an order, about ₦600,000 a month in extra sales.

Your numbers will differ. On our call we use yours.

Questions about the WhatsApp sales assistant

Will my customers know they're talking to a system?

It replies in your name and tone, and it hands over to you or your staff for anything it can't answer, payment disputes and custom requests. If a customer asks, it tells the truth. Most customers just want a fast, clear answer.

Do I lose my WhatsApp Business app?

Meta now lets Nigerian numbers connect the app and the official platform on the same number, so you keep chatting from your phone. I confirm it for your number before we start. If your number can't, we use a dedicated sales number and you lose nothing.

Will WhatsApp ban my number?

Bans come from spam: bulk messages to strangers and unofficial tools. This runs on the official WhatsApp Business platform, replies only to people who messaged you, and follows Meta's rules for follow-ups.

How much does a WhatsApp chatbot cost?

It depends on who builds it and what it does. Mine is a one-off build fee, not a monthly subscription. The No Missed DM Sales Assistant is ₦650,000. Clients who start by Sunday 18 October 2026 pay ₦420,000, and the price goes up after that. 70% starts the build and 30% is paid when it's live. After that, you pay WhatsApp's message fees and a small usage fee directly to the platforms, and the care plan is optional at ₦75,000 a month after the first 30 days.

What does it cost to run every month?

You pay the platforms directly: WhatsApp message fees and a small usage fee, plus an Instagram tool if you need it. It depends on your volume. I estimate yours on our call before you pay anything.

What if it doesn't know the answer?

It only answers from the information you approved. Anything else gets “Let me confirm with the team” and an alert to you. It never makes up prices, discounts or stock.

Can it handle Instagram DMs too?

Yes, through an approved Meta tool connected to your Instagram professional account. Many vendors start with WhatsApp and add Instagram in week two.

How long until it's live?

5 working days after you send your price list, past chats and account access. Most of that time is testing, because that's what makes it safe to leave on at night.

Built and tested by Iyke Tega. You'll deal with me directly, from the first call to the 14-day report.

See if the WhatsApp Sales Assistant fits your business

Two minutes, seven questions, an honest answer. Or message me and I'll build a demo on your own products.